8. Risper Faith
This is the ex-socialite who appeared in that risqué Blaqy video ‘Shake Your Money Maker’. And we all saw her… In all of her glory, cellulite and all, bulging tummy and all. The video was universally panned by people who hadn’t even watched it. Part of the reason was the plain fact that Bwana Blaqy couldn’t sing to save his life. Other reason, which was the major one actually, was the fact that little Miss Risper was a complete eyesore. Girl couldn’t even shake her goddam money maker. And when she did, it was a pure mess. That body should never be next to you in bed. I’ve never seen someone so clueless on how to be sexy. If you could fumble up so terribly in a song, I hate to imagine how pathetic you can further be when the cameras are not on. No. I don’t want to bang this one. It a NO for me. Thank you.
9. Joy Doreen Bira
Bro, let’s just be honest. Let’s just be real. End of story.
10. Angeline Wanjeri
Yes, I’m sure you all forgot she existed. Just like I did. Surprise!! She’s still very much around. And that annoying laughter too. With a mouth like that, a dress code that messed up and a character that hyped, things can only be a mess in them sheets. Sex takes skill. And absolute expertise. Not the kind of shabbiness that this Angeline girl approaches life with. She’s all cluttered and loud and jumpy and unhinged. No control, no rhythm, no plan. That’s exactly how clumsy this Mama is in bed too. And a couple people revealed to us, just like her TV hosting skills,Her game needs a lot of upgrading. If only she could calm down. For a minute or two. And let the fireworks blaze up. Too bad. It’s all a mess. Is she still on Kiss TV by the way? Who am I asking? Does anyone even watch Kiss TV anymore?