RANDY MAN NARRATES HOW HE ALMOST DIED IN KAYOLE AFTER PICKING A RANDOM LADY FROM A CLUB FOR S£X!!! IMPORTANT LESSON LEARNT HEHE… (MUST READ)

…she is nose bleeding while pointing at four teenage boys who were making a run for it..she says “wameniibia nangos(phone)”.

 

Enter Superman  or rather Usain Bolt  to the rescue. I am giving chase as i shout “wezi wezi”. One of the teenage boys stops running as he summons the rest too wasikimbie. He turns around. Seeing their small physique, i was like this is gonna be an easy one.
He  lifted his T-shirt and removed a gun..a big pistol and points it to my direction and says “kuja kuja please nikushow mimi ni nani”.I engage emergency brakes..i then hear “click click” ..then another click click..By this time nishainua mkono zangu am like poleni wasee. Guy just cursed and said unabahati gun imejam fala hii as they walked away.

 

Jamaa that “click click” was the sound of the gun jamming. That gun was being aimed at my head.Went back to the shop to collect our items, shop keeper told me kijana huku kayole usiwai jifanya hero..hawa vijana wangekumaliza…ati ni bahati tuu hio bunduki haikulia. We didn’t  even have s3x that day, we got to her house akatoa bible tukapiga magoti and prayed to Lord Jesus as we sung church gospel songs like “Niko chini ya Mwamba, Mwamba juu yangu, Yesu nifiche Niko chini ya Mwamba”.

 

I will never forget that early sunday morning.

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