REVEALED: 10 SHOCKING THINGS A W0MAN THINKS OF WHEN SHE SEES A NEW P£N!S FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! INTERESTING INDEED

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What are the things ladies think of when a new man lets out his ‘bazooka’ in readiness for action. I did a quick research from my bevy of female friends and came up with some interesting facts.

 

Here are 10 things ladies think of when they see a new ‘D”

1. Isn’t this too small?: Oh yes. All you bros with tiny shumas (micro-shumas). Ladies do notice, mainly because she has seen bigger ones before.

 

2. Damn! I underestimated this guy: At first, you appeared like an ordinary raiyaa so she almost brushed you aside. Or maybe you are a short guy so she didn’t think you might be carrying such a huge pet in your pants. Then walaaaa. Surprise! Surprise Bish!!

 

3. Did it get burnt or injured: Apparently, some men do have ugly ‘D’s which leave ladies wondering what happened to it and why it is that way. It‘s never a guy’s fault really.

 

4. I hope I won’t feel pain: Yes when it’s too bigé

 

5. Where else has this been?:She probably has thoughts about your earlier escapades

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