1. The pastor’s groupie
There’s the woman who treats the pastor like a god. She worships him even more than Jesus himself. She remembers every word the pastor said, how his lips moved, how his hands swayed and the kind of shoes he wore during the service.
She smiles even when the man of the clock hasn’t said anything funny. When the praise and worship tunes get underway, she vigorously shakes her body the way my people do the mukangala dance.
All this is done to draw the pastor’s attention. She’s also the kind of woman that would give the pastor the ‘P’ without thinking twice. Most of the time, such a woman ends up marrying a pastor
2. The religious freak
She has read the whole bible like a Sydney Sheldon novel. She has crammed each and every story like a standard 8 pupil going to sit for a C.R.E exam.
Praying and fasting are her hobbies and she occasionally speaks in tongues. She strongly believes that the world is about to end and that she will go to heaven straight away. Ummm…….GO TO PAGE 2 TO CONTINUE READING>>>>>