SEE THE 7 THINGS KENYAN MEN DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHILE THEY ARE MAKING LOVE TO YOU! MOST LADIES ARE BOTHERED ABOUT NUMBER 2 AND 5 BUT HEY, RELAX, MEN DON’T CARE!


4. He’s in the wrong spot but you are scared to point it out.

Why should you be embarrassed to guide him? If something doesn’t feel right, or you need us to speed up or slow down, say something. No guy is going to complain about a little constructive criticism. Just don’t bark orders. There’s a difference between moaning, “F.uck me slower,” and saying, “To the left, you idiot.”

3. How long it takes you to come.

As long as our legs aren’t cramping up after 30 minutes of pumping away, don’t worry about how long it takes you to get there. The only thing that makes us feel more manly than making a woman come is hammering swords shirtless in our iron forge and most of us don’t have those anyway so it’s pretty much just this.


2. Your va gina doesn’t smell like a field of flowers.

If your va gina literally smells like a field full of flowers, that might be a cause for concern. But a va gina is supposed to smell like a va gina. Plus, it’s not like Yankee Candle is ever going to put out a “Balls” scent, so we’re pretty much even. Most guys either actively like the way you smell down there or are pretty neutral on the whole thing.


1. Whether or not your hair is up.

Believe it or not, when we’re busy thinking, “Oh boy, I’m having s.ex,” we don’t have time to think about dumb things like whether or not you washed your hair. There’s no need to whip out 19 bobby pins and start styling your hair while you ride us. Just let it fall in front of your face and hit us in the eye. We don’t care. We’re having s.ex.

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