President Obama says he is being supportive of his daughter, despite being as outraged as any father would be if his young daughter announced an unexpected pregnancy.“We’re all very relieved this little blessing happened, and thankfully in my second term.”
When asked about his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, he replied, “He’s just lucky I didn’t have him erased. Don’t mess with the Commander-in-Chief, homeboy.
Ever heard of the Secret Service? Regardless, we’re sure he’ll come around.”